House Of Kumkrete
Is an asexy, seductive, poisonous, ever-transforming,
gender-fucking witch from the Alps.
Is Zurich’s most current dancing queen on the scene.
Her drag is fun, fain and fierce.
Is a raw force of Nature. She has the grit and balls
to take over the world by storm - Tropical Storm!
House Of Kumkrete
will give you Swiss precision and punctuality plus an international embodiment of fierceness and avant-garde artistry.
Situated downtown in the up-and-coming neighbourhood of Zurich, the Drag House Of Kumkrete has an open floor plan and breathtaking panoramic views of ostentatious Swiss Alps. This ridiculously spacious house includes an exceptional master suite, living room that can be
turned into a dance studio and an expansive eat-in kitchen.
The ‘VulVenim’ master suite has a sickening walk-in closet with a glamorous makeup station with products YOU crave. There is a tiny rejuvenated kitchen to have your T’s at night and huge holographic glass windows to gaze at nordic lights. Hi, Aurora!
The ‘EATdith’ stoned living room is multifaceted and multifunctional. It can be werked in, danced in, twisted and twirled into whatever your fantasy has lasciviousness for. It‘s a perfect place to throw your panties in the air and party like it‘s 1999.
The ‘Tropikahl’ kitchen has a professional stove to cook your face on. Exotic amazonian floor boards will have you blaze through the spice rack and be the chef you never knew you were. When tired of roasting, have a break at the table big enough for you to swing on like a stripper. Oh yes
hunty, there is a pole on that table!
This property will give you plenty of space to move about, without losing that quaint, ‘snug as a bug in a rug’ atmosphere when it‘s time to cuddle up by the fireplace with a good READ.
Come and live in us, we are literally a home that gives you LIFE!
This property is only available to the buyer who acts NOW.
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costume design, make-up, choreography and performance
Evalyn Eatdith, Valérie Reding and Ivan Monteiro
with music by
special thanks for their generous support to
for providing rehearsal space
photographic documentation at Superball
Bete Photography, Cyriel Jacobs and Amaury Miller